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What’s worse than terrible drivers out on the road? The terrible-horrible-mind-numbingly horrific parking jobs they pull off. Yeah, the drivers who don’t know how to park are THE worst. You can forget about keying someone’s car in retaliation, when you can instead leave behind an angry, well thought out note. That’s the ultimate revenge, trust us. This is why we rounded up the worst of the worst windshield notes, some made us laugh, some made us laugh until we cried, and others, well some made us totally terrified. Take a look for yourself and you’ll see what we mean!
Whoever came up with the idea of writing angry notes to complete strangers probably didn’t expect the practice to become such a widespread activity. Some people choose to write angry letters to people who have stolen their spots, but others have taken to different tactics. They have introduced humor into these somewhat passive-aggressive parking notes. In fact, it has been taken so far that people have even started printing custom-made notes that they can keep a stack of in their own cars. When the opportunity presents itself, they just need to whip out their stash and go crazy. For others though, it is not always a process that they have planned and then executed. What you will see here includes notes that are written on scrap paper, the side of an envelope, and in some cases, even an old parking ticket. These are guaranteed to make you laugh, and maybe even consider what you will do the next time you see a terrible parker.
This list isn’t just dedicated to terrible parkers; there are other notes here too. Some of them declare love, or a crush on a stranger. Others come from concerned citizens who want others to be happy. And there is even one from a restaurant manager praising a drunken lady for deciding not to drive home under the influence. You never know who’s watching you or what they have in mind. Gone are the days of leaving a message you carved in dust on someone’s window, reading, “Wash me.” Say hello to the new age of letting a stranger know you aren’t a fan of something going on with their car. Enough of chit-chat about it, let’s dive in and have a good laugh!
Caps Lock Creates More of an Emphasis
You know you’ve angered a person when they leave you a note written in all capital letters. However in this case, not only has the ~worst~ car parker ticked off someone, they’ve also been presented with a neat opportunity to slide across car hoods, just like in the movies. Some would call that equal balance.
Caps Lock Creates More of an Emphasis
Dear Driver
This particular note starts off nice, wouldn’t you say? The whole, “Dear Driver,” how formal. There’s even a thank you and a “we appreciate it,” it’s also signed off with two hearts. But in this case, you don’t need to read between the lines, it’s pretty clear that this note is anything but unkind.
Dear Driver
Facebook Button Approved
This really is the Facebook button we have ALL been waiting for…but you know, for horrible people who clearly don’t know how to park.
Facebook Button Approved
First Day Of School
For some, the first day of school was super exciting, for others it was the end of the world. However, everyone can agree that every day (not just the first day) of school meant one thing – the hunt was on for any, literally any, parking spot. So imagine the utter silent rage one experiences when they see THIS. We really don’t need to say anymore.
First Day Of School
For Heaven’s Sake!
The fact this particular person took the time to write this note and walk back out to then leave it in this miserable person’s windshield just goes to prove that people who don’t know how to park are the worst. The worst.
For Heavens Sake
Grumpy Cat Makes An Appearance
How in the world did this person have time to draw Grumpy Cat? And how did they just think of it on the spot like that? I can’t even remember what I ate for lunch.
Grumpy Cat Makes An Appearance
Bob Wins
Bob only wins here as he’s crossed a serious line when it comes to leaving behind a savage windshield note. The point is, don’t mess with Bob.
Bob Wins
Almost A Rhyme
Oh look, a modern take on the Carly Rae Jepsen song…although this one doesn’t rhyme at all. We’ll skip the cheap car insurance and go straight for the good stuff, next time, it might not be a note!
Almost A Rhyme.
Just For You
Can you feel the glee this person experienced at finally being able to use chalk for a very specific and useful purpose? Okay, so maybe glee isn’t the right word here.
Just For You
Quite Handy
If you haven’t heard this person’s message loud and clear then there’s really nothing more we can add. Go back to driver’s ed and look up a really good car insurance quote before you ever attempt to park again.
Quite Handy
Monster Truck Ready
Just because the note was signed off “sincerely” doesn’t mean this pissed off guy wasn’t being sincere. It’s safe to say he meant every word.
Monster Truck Ready
Helen Keller Deserves Better
Now this “note” is wrong on so many levels, it’s not even funny. Okay…maybe a little funny. Let’s just hope their cheap car insurance covers this, cause if it was me, I would find a way to make the paint impossible to wash out.
Helen Keller Deserves Better
OUCH
This person was so proud of the note they constructed that they had multiple copies printed, just in case. Now that’s forward thinking…then again.
OUCH
Meme Me
The fact this meme quite literally says everything is perfect. I mean you could hope that this person had a really good car insurance quote just in case you wanted to something more drastic then leaving behind a savage note but that’s really not recommended.
Meme Me
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
THIS is definitely one unhappy person. And we’re not talking about the guy whose car windshield is currently covered in peanut butter. Just think of the guy or gal who was so, so angry that they resorted to peanut butter. Yikes.
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Well Then
Now THIS is how you remake a Carly Jepsen song. Nailed it! Oh yeah, and that ending – burn.
Well Then
Seasons Greetings
Seasons greetings indeed! Oh wait. We won’t even go into any detail here, the note just takes care of all of that.
Seasons Greetings
Seems Simple
Direct and to the point. What more could anyone ask for? Oh yes, for you to park better!
Seems Simple
101
This is quite the assumption. Then again, it is a solid point! And really, you must have skipped a class or something, this just goes without saying.
101
So Much Hate
That’s just a lot of f*** to leave behind on a windshield note, a lot. This person was clearly experiencing a LOT of hatred.
So Much Hate
Some Things Just Hurt To Read
This is the kind of plea that just about every single person who has even received a ticket (multiple tickets even) feels deep within their soul. Please Mr. Ticket Man, spare this poor soul!
Some Things Just Hurt To Read
Don’t Make People Doubt Their Grammar
You have committed English grammar treason! You can forget looking up a car insurance quote when you clearly need to go back to driver’s ed. What? You really thought we’d be on the other person’s side here?
Don’t Make People Doubt Their Grammar
Stevie
I mean, it’s to the point? Too far? Yeah, we can conquer with that.
Stevie
Stop Being A Jerk
Yup, this guy really deserves whats coming to him! He can forget about cheap car insurance, what he really needs to worry about is towing costs.
Stop Being A Jerk
Take The Bus
Clearly this person has encountered so many bad parking jobs that they had dozens upon dozens of cards printed just for those particularly pesky situations. But what does that say about the rest of us? HMM.
Take The Bus
Taken 4
The kind of people who have the patience to type up their windshield notes and then go back and just leave it are the kind of people you should be ~terrified~ of. Especially when they quote Liam Neeson.
Taken 4
That’d Be Great
You’ve seen the memes and now, it hits the windshield parking chronicles. Genius? Yeaaahhhh, we’d say so.
That’d Be Great
Windshield Blues
If may not actually be in the windshield but it’s safe to say that this person made their point. How rude!
Windshield Blues
The General Public
YAS. I mean, yeah, no that’s really it here. Nothing more and nothing less. Point taken.
The General Public
The Meteorologist
This is the kind of note that seems like it took months to craft. It’s dark, ominous. And also, quite funny, in a disastrous kind of way.
The Meteorologist
Think Of The Ice Cream!
We won’t even make any comments here – all we will say, this is the kind of windshield note that makes all of us laugh so hard, tears and snot just everywhere. It’s also the kind of note that makes us want to get this guy or gal a lifetime’s worth of ice cream – the kind that isn’t all melted of course.
Think Of The Ice Cream!
Two Kinds Of People
Ahh, New York. You really do breed two kinds of people. The one where people beat around the bust and the other, well. You know.
Two Kinds Of People
Uhh….
Ahem, this windshield note is well, rude, but also, direct. I personally wouldn’t want to have this lying around my car at all.
Uhh…
Vaseline Threat
Safe to say, this threat is terrifying and it sounds totally fair. That is all.
Vaseline Threat
Yup.
At the end of the day, does it really matter what you write the note on? Whether it be on paper or a pad, all is fair when someone has parked like a not nice person.
Yup.
Yikes
Who needs one note left behind when you leave behind a boat load?! Pretty sure all of these create one single message and it’s safe to say, it’s rather effective.
Yikes
Very British
I mean if you’re going to park then it might as well be with manners.
Very British
X Ray Machine
Ouch, now this note has just gotta hurt. And that’s all there is to say about it.
X Ray Machine
You Got Lucky
No one ever wants to get their car towed so they reaaaaalllly did end up lucky in this moment.
You Got Lucky
The Dent of Justice
We almost feel sorry for this guy…almost. Besides, we’re thinking about going to the beach right about now.
The Dent Of Justice
The Bottom Below Rock Bottom
Well thanks for checking – that was super sweet of you. Oh wait, maybe not.
The Bottom Below Rock Bottom
Word Doc
This person was SO upset that they pushed down their rage and typed up a document. Not just a note but also a diagram to help the other person stop parking so horribly.
Word Doc
Turtle, Turtle
Burn. Being compared to a three year because you don’t know how to effectively park, is there anything worse? Yes, being given a print out of a turtle to help you learn how to stay between the lines.
Turtle, Turtle
Good One
Oops. Printed out cards for each person who mis-parks, you’d think there would be no need but there is. And this one has done its job.
Good One
Have A Great Day
I mean, it is kind of a nice note? Nah, you’re right, it’s a bit over the top.
Have A Great Day
Hero
Now this is the kind of quick fire thinking everyone needs! How witty and on the ball.
Hero
Hiya
It may not be a handy business card, but it is however, a nifty bookmark. Either way to have a few of these handy is quite genius.
Hiya
Huh?
Not the easiest diagram to digest fully but close enough. The fact that it’s clear and to the point is cause for celebration or something like that.
Huh?
HAHHAHAHAHAaaa
It’s easy to be offended with such a note but then again, it’s also hilarious.
I Can’t…HAHAHAH
It’s Not So Bad, Oh Wait.
The first two paragraphs start off reasonably but then, it all goes wrong. And by wrong, we mean, savage. No one wants to win the worst neighbor award…ever.
Its Not So Bad Oh Wait.
I See.
Thanks? This kind of note just hits ’em where it really hurts. And then some.
I See.
Instructions
Notes left behind that include diagrams just have to be our favorite. Especially ones like this one, see if you can read the whole thing without snickering once.
Instructions
Just Don’t
Well that surely is one way to leave an effective message behind. It has all the other components necessary.
Just Dont
Let’s Play A Game
Playing games with traffic wardens? This could either go really well or very badly, depends on the mood of the warden wouldn’t you say?
Let’s Play A Game
Mickey Joins The Party
Mickey? Check. Can opener quip? Check. The take the bus line? Check. What does it all amount to? Priceless perfection.
Mickey Joins The Party
Nature VS Nurture
This person had the decency to leave behind a “head’s up” note and it’s the most hilarious thing we’ve ever read.
Nature VS Nurture
No Offense But…
Again, this is the kind of note that no one really wants to get. And for good reason. White vans are just too creepy.
No Offense But…
No Ticket Please
We don’t think this plea actually worked but hey, good try! It’s better to ask isn’t it? Never know til you try.
No Ticket Please
Parking Award
Let’s just say that the fact there are balloons inside of the car, make this note seem insanely creepy.
Parking Award
Parking Pig
Ouch, getting a note calling you a pig just doesn’t resonate well. But come on, you do have to be a tad considerate of others!
Parking Pig
Please Don’t Rob Me
Well here is the ultimate appeal if there ever was one. Maybe skip the cheap car insurance next time.
Please Don’t Rob Me
Sir T Rex
You don’t need a college degree to know that this note is the workings of a person so filled with rage that they had to resort to such a note. So for the love of everything holy – get your alarm system fixed!
Sir T Rex
Please.
Seems easy enough but then again, notes like this wouldn’t be left behind if someone parked as they should. Sounds fair.
Please
12th Street
There’s you and then there’s everyone else on the same street. Just goes on to prove a point though!
12th Street
Aww Little Bunny
Well this person is totally right, not even bunnies can help smooth over this horrible parking job. Maybe next time. Maybe.
Aww Little Bunny1
BURN
What can we say? Some people just know where to hit ’em where it hurts.
BURN
Clever Jack
Well at least Jack was honest about what happened, even if he did commit a hit-and-run. Actually you know what, maybe honesty wasn’t the best policy here.
Clever Jack
Did It Work?
If this student’s plea for mercy actually worked then it’s a greater achievement than the whole Ocean’s Eleven heist put together.
Did It Work?
Feel Bad
As the note says, you should really feel bad about your horrendous parking skills. Oh wait, you don’t have any.
Feel Bad
Send Me Their Number
Ouch, the sarcasm in this note is top notch and hits just below the belt a smudge.
Send Me Their Number
Short And To The Point
Channeling my inner Chandler Bing right now, could this note BE any funnier?
Short And To The Point
Spot The Dog
I mean if you’re going to be greedy and take up a bunch of spots, this is exactly what you deserve.
Spot The Dog1
We Salute You
I just can’t wrap my mind around how in the world someone could use up ~four~ parking spots? I mean one, or two is bad enough but four just takes it whole other level.
We Salute You
We’ve All Been There
When nature calls and you’re in a bind, well, there’s really not much else you can do. Besides, they took the time to leave a note behind instead of running for the hills.
We’ve All Been There
Reverse Psychology Maybe
Tony, your psychology skills are mediocre at best as is your ability to reverse out of a parking spot.
Reverse Psychology Maybe
Real Smooth Buddy
Consistently taking up two spots surely is an achievement all in its own, especially when your record is 30 days long.
Real Smooth Buddy
Nice Work, Corrine
Nicely put, Corrine, way to put this guy in his place. Even if he is a part of law enforcement.
Nice Work, Corrine
Paddlin
Good one, buddy, let’s just hope the guilty party understood your meaning.
Paddlin
Spiderman Gets Involved
When Spiderman has to get involved in such silly affairs, that’s when you know you’ve crossed quite the line.
Spiderman Gets Involved
Look, You’re An Honorary Member
Even Beetle owners cannot escape the wrath of someone who was jested out of a parking spot. Now just imagine that poor Beetle owner who now knows that everyone on the block detests him or her. Ouch.
Honorary Member
Potato, Patato
Uhh, now you’ve really done it. Not only is this person promising to throw produce all over your car if you ever miss-park again BUT he’s left the message behind by carving out his point in potatoes.
Potato, Patato
Rich Dude
Come on rich dude, what were you thinking?! Think of the poor grandmother.
Rich Dude
LOLZ For Dayz
We can barely handle the shade this person is throwing into this guy/gal’s face. I mean, slow clap cause this is brilliant.
LOLZ For Dayz
Oh Snap
Let’s hope you never get a note like this one and the box that’s checked off is the last one. That would really be a tough one to digest. Then again, you would be considered the King/Queen of the worst car parker ever.
Oh Snap
The Curse
Some people believe in spells, and others do not. When you park badly and someone goes to the trouble of finding an online spell, perhaps you should go online too and learn how to park better.
The Curse
Good Neighborly Advice
Is this passive-aggressive or is it simply a good neighbor helping another neighbor out. If his advice is true, then I can think of a good few people who might be blowing a hose or pipe very soon.
Good Neighborly Advice
Time To Roll Out
There are few people or robots you want to cross, and Optimus Prime is definitely one of them. There’s just something about ticking off a Transformer that doesn’t sound like a good idea.
Time To Roll Out
Always Watching
Isn’t it a breath of fresh air knowing that there are still good citizens out there? I would NOT want to come outside and find a dent in my car, knowing that someone took off without exchanging details with me.
Always Watching
Accepting One’s Fate
An important part of getting ahead in life, is accepting what you can’t control. But in this person’s case, do you think this windshield note was the right decision?
Accepting One’s Fate
Fill In The Blanks
There’s nothing wrong with a little bit of imagination. We love this one, but it does make us wonder how often this driver has a bad experience with other drivers. I mean, this is a printed message!
Fill In The Blanks
Adding Insult To Injury
What’s worse than having your car hit by a stranger who isn’t interested in paying for damages? Well, having that same stranger rip on your car, telling you what a piece of junk it is.
Adding Insult To Injury
Some Skill
It really does take a certain level of parking genius to be bale to take up two spots with one car. But what most of have neglected to think about, is that maybe this person was just parking according to how the other cars were there before him.
Some Skill
Seriously Concerned
This person seems genuinely concerned about the parking job he noticed. This isn’t even an angry letter, he is just really worried about the rest of this person’s parking life.
Seriously Concerned
Ask Yourself
Sometimes you just need to take a step back and ask yourself, “Where would Jesus park?” The answer is quite obvious, really… well at least according to this guy.
Ask Yourself
What About My Parking?
We have to admit – that is a really cute message, but we’re all wondering about something else. How was her parking?
What About My Parking?
Patriots
What is stronger than a diamond? No, I wasn’t going for diamond dust… I was going to say two patriots. How cool is this person?!
Patriots
Hat Off To Him
When a woman made a decision not to drive home drunk, she was pleasantly surprised to find this wonderful note under her windshield wiper the next morning.
Hat Off To Him
Not A Note
So this one isn’t quite a note, it’s more of a blatant statement that you can NOT miss. In fact, it is so obtrusive that you can’t even get your car away from it.
Not A Note
A Bit Ridiculous
Most of the notes left on windshields make sense and we can understand the frustration the people who wrote them have felt. But what do you think about an ambulance driver getting the stink eye for parking in someone’s driveway when trying to save someone’s life?
A Bit Ridiculous