What Really Happens In The Land Down Under (Photos)

DANGER

We’ll give you a second to read the sign. Oh and we highly recommend that you thoroughly read each and every line. Finished? All in favor of taking route #2, say “I”.

DANGER

I Vant To Suck Your Blood

Okay, maybe it’s not a vampire but what about Dracula? Is Dracula an Aussie? We’ll never know.

I Vant To Suck Your Blood