Our lives would be so bland if not for the ridiculous antics our dear pets get up to, and if you’ve never owned a pet before, then surely you’ve heard the many, many stories. As such, we’ve decided to round up the funniest notes that pet owners have ever written, just take a look and try not to laugh until you cry. Try.
Diets Are No Fun
Oh buddy, weight loss programs are seriously the worst and we feel your pain, immensely. With that being said, chewing on shoes is crossing the line though!
Diets Are No Fun
Cheese Is Always Delicious
Who hasn’t? Forget getting a gourmet food gift basket filled cheese, anything will do to curb his intense cheese addiction.
Cheese Is Always Delicious
Office Policy
Maybe the office should just stick to dishing out corporate gift baskets instead. Then again, he was probably just marking his territory so can yah really blame him?
Office Policy
Bunny Hop
The face of this doggie is so ridiculous and adorable that we ~almost~ don’t care he eats bunny poop. Almost.
Bunny Hop
Game Plan
Let’s just hope he sent that poor woman a “I’m sorry gourmet food gift basket” immediately.
Game Plan
Pumpkin Pie
When mom’s pumpkin pie is so good that you overeat and regret your decision almost instantly. Just like every Thanksgiving meal.
Pumpkin Pie
Greedy
Someone get this kid to Julliard or Yale’s School of Drama, he could be the next big Hollywood star.
Greedy
Come On In
The double threat that this dog so clearly has is not only stinky but hilarious!
Come On In
Hallelujah
In this case, a picture is worth a thousand words and that’s where we’re going to leave it. We’ll just focus on our weight loss programs instead.
Hallelujah
Food Is Food
When you’re hungry, you become a bit desperate to the point where you’ll even cat food, not even a gourmet food gift basket will do.
Food Is Food
Hats Off To You
You could either head weight loss programs or you could become a seamstress. Maybe in this case, a bit of both.
Hats Off To You
How Petty
Oh baby, this is just stooping to a whole other level. Jealousy is not an attractive feat friend!
How Petty
I Halp
As far as a helping hand goes, this one is a tad extreme.
I Halp
Jammy
Welp, he’s thrown his weight loss programs out the window and has instead turned to a life of crime. Theft is no laughing matter, folks.
Jammy
Kitchen Floor Fun
Spoiled much? However, it is easier to clean up poop off a tile floor then it is carpet so count yourself lucky.
Kitchen Floor Fun
Lego
As far as Lego building skills go, the force is strong with this one.
Lego
Let Me In
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doug, the pug.
Let Me In
No Shame Whatsoever
Let’s hope your guests didn’t need toilet paper cause it looks to us that you’re all out.
No Shame Whatsoever
Preggo
That is what happens sometimes when you par-tay all night.
Preggo
Sharing Is Caring
A team of bandits who are up to no good make for good photography though. Just in case they’re still hungry, we recommend a gourmet food gift basket filled with nothing but the very best.
Sharing Is Caring
Gifts Are Fun
Note to self: never sleep in when your cat is demanding attention, it’ll only do more harm than good!
Gifts Are Fun
So Not Normal
As far as odd antics go, this one takes the cake. No really. This dog is crazy weird but he does have the world’s cutest face so there’s that.
So Not Normal
So Polite
Showing you the love! Although, it wasn’t appreciated at that exact moment for good reason.
So Polite
Solid
If mom knows that each and every time you go out when it’s raining that you won’t pee then maybe mama should stop doing that. Common sense, no?
Solid
Sorry Dad
One event leading to another, where the end result is quite…painful. Let’s hope that Milo learned his lesson!
Sorry Dad
Sorry Not Sorry
Ay, this note was NOT an easy one to read. “Bad dog” is an understatement.
Sorry Not Sorry
Taco About It
This looks like something that my dog would do and that’s not a compliment. I don’t wanna taco about it (*as memories of the time my dog stole my hamburger start playing*).
Taco About It
Teamwork
FREEEEDOM! With no screen door standing in the way of the great outdoors, we’re free! Solid teamwork, guys.
Teamwork
That’s Logical
Oh. It might be time to put him on a solid weight loss program otherwise, things may spiral out of control!
That’s Logical
The Song Of My People
As Remmy howls the song of his people at the top of his lungs at 4AM, the entire neighborhood suffers.
The Song Of My People
The Struggle Is Real
Those final two steps proved to be just too much and well, when nature calls, there’s very little you can do.
The Struggle Is Real
The Twist
As far as plot twists go, this one is perfect! I wish I could have been in the room when the teacher announced that his/her dog ate everyone’s homework.
The Twist
Thief
We aren’t even mad, pizza is delicious at any time in the day. If you aren’t going to finish it all, well this is what happens.
Thief
Thumb War
Just goes to prove that you should spend more time outdoors then being a couch potato. Or something like that.
Thumb War
Tiger
Making your siblings cry isn’t surprising, it’s part of being a sibling. He may have won this battle but the war will forever rage on!
Tiger
Triple Threat
It’s plainly written on all three of their faces that mischief runs well and deep. What in the world could they all be planning next? Nothing good we imagine!
Triple Threat
Well Then
When it comes to cuddling, this is the one position we don’t recommend whatsoever.
Well Then
Well That’s Nice
I’m getting a little uncomfortable just looking at his picture. It’s like he’s staring deep into my soul!
Well That’s Nice
What Happened?
All right, we can’t even shame this dog as we’ve allllll been victim to this happening at one point in time. Or numerous times. It’s only natural.
What Happened?
Yoda Is Not Pleased
As far as Star Wars go, this one is pretty hurtful! But when the doggie has an adorable face, we’re bound to forgive him sooner rather than later.
Yoda Is Not Pleased
Can’t Move
I guess a cat nap is in order? Don’t lie, that silly pun made you smile. Even if just a little bit.
Can’t Move
Marble For The Win
Remind me not to get on Marble’s bad side! And poor little lizard, he was just minding his own business until well…Marble.
Marble For The Win
To Tidy Or Not To Tidy
Guess this kitty just doesn’t like things when they’re super dooper clean! Which begs the question, why do his-her parents continue to do clean everything? Oh, that’s right, they’re normal, it’s the cat that’s plain weird.
To Tidy Or Not To Tidy
Halloween Candy
Here’s the thing about Halloween candy, you just can’t resist but devour the entire thing in one sitting. Otherwise it just goes bad, duh. We feel your pain, buddy, we’ve all been there.
Halloween Candy
Zoe Might Have A Problem
When your parents are having a barbecue and everything smells delicious, of course you’re going to step in and try to get away with something. Anything.
Zoe Might Have A Problem
Delicious
Steak is always a good idea and it tastes even better when it wasn’t meant for you. Don’t believe us? Try it yourself and you’ll see what we mean.
Delicious
Yum
All dogs seem to have an empty abyss for a stomach! (Including mine…) And this dog found it especially necessary to take his doggie walker’s chicken salad, it smelled too good not to.
Yum
Booknerd
This one just doesn’t make sense and makes my heart ache a bit. (I’m a total booknerd and if my dog ate my books, I’d probably cry for days.) Anyhoo, let’s hope the dog doesn’t carry on this tradition for long.
Booknerd
Hamburger
Aww buddy, we bet that hamburger was super tasty too. Good for you! Although if the tables were turned, we’d probably be upset too.
Hamburger
Wasn’t Me
We’re just trying to wrap our heads around the fact that the dog on the left actually ate spices…why? And we totally agree with the dog on the left, how *does* it concern him? Did he help his brother up on the counter? Or are they just joined at the hip like that?
Wasn’t Me
Happy Birthday to You
Pinatas can be extremely difficult to break open, he was clearly just trying to help and join in on the fun!
Happy Birthday To You
Oooom Nom Nom Nom
We’re not all that educated on Buddhist culture but we’re pretty sure this is some kind of sin.
Oooom Nom Nom Nom
Orange Juice
Whether it was orange juice or any of possibilities out there, we think this is totally hilarious. He’s got a drinking problem…that’s brilliant.
Orange Juice
The Trend
Hey man, you gotta do what you gotta do. Right? Okay maybe not. Cat litter is just a tad extreme.
The Trend
Even the Walls
As a fellow dog owner, I can understand this human’s pain. A lot. For those of you who don’t understand, let’s hope you never will.
Even The Walls
Solid Method
Uhh, are we mistaken or this doggie smirking? Pretty sure he is! And if this is a reoccurring thing, maybe the owners shouldn’t fall for it every time!
Solid Method
No Shame Here
This dog is FOR SURE smiling! He is incredibly proud of himself. Come on, diets make all of us do crazy things and it’s not like every single weight loss programs is fun.
No Shame Here
Very, Very Naughty
If you haven’t seen this photo circulating around the web then boy are you living under a rock. We can’t even be mad at this pup as his face is just so full of joy!
Very, Very Naughty
Trip To The Dentist
Looks like a trip to the dentist is necessary and also, it’s time to have a little chat about what we should and shouldn’t do. How rude.
Trip To The Dentist
He’s Really Sorry
First of all, he jumped on a dinner guest. Second of all, he had granny panties, the worst kind of panties to have ~other people~ see you with. Third, this is undeniably hilarious.
He’s Really Sorry
He Looks Proud
And I’d do it again. It’s fun. I can poop where I want and it’s always more fun to do so…at the bottom of a slide.
He Looks Proud
I’d Do It Again
Oh man, if you thought the last doggie was *evil* then we’ve got another surprise for you. This doggie has a “take no prisoners” kind of attitude and well, we like it.
I’d Do It Again
It’s Really Fun
Who needs to purchase an expensive and sometimes heavy shredder when your dog can take care of it? Cheap and easy. Aheeemmm. Warning: side effects may include shredding of documents or boxes that you didn’t want shredded.
It’s Really Fun
I’m Too Cute
Sometimes being cute means you ignore everything else, even when you’re the cause of why your mama is in a cast. Ouch.
I’m Too Cute
It Just Had to Go
It wasn’t my style so I took care of it. What? Not everyone has such great taste!
It Just Had to Go