Maryland
While most everyone in Maryland will argue that they don’t have a difficult accent, they. Are. Wrong. For instance, they say ‘Merlin’ which means ‘Maryland’. ‘Bawl’mer’ means ‘Baltimore’. And my personal favorite, ‘Wretch your hands in the zinc with wooder’ which actually means ‘Wash your hands in the sink with water’. They know everything about crabs, they love Old Bay (on everything pretty much), and National Bohemian beer is the only beer that anyone should ever drink. Oh yeah, don’t mention the Colts…..ever. Otherwise, your car will wind up like this, most likely.

Maryland