If you haven’t hit a deer in Michigan, chances are, you know at least a dozen people who have. Michiganders absolutely hate, hate, hate Ohio State so you best pick a side.
Master the art of “Minnesota Nice”, which is being exceedingly polite in all situations, as quickly as you can. It’s a cultural norm. Especially when you’re suffering through nine, bone-chilling months of winter. Oh yeah, while you’re cheering on the Vikings, just remember not everyone says “Minnah-sOH-tah dontchaknow”.