We can not deny the fact that most of us hate terrible drivers on the road. However, mind-numbingly-terrible parking jobs are still the worst. Yes, drivers with lousy parking skills are the worst. But put aside keying a person’s car for revenge, just leave behind a well-decorated note that contains an angry message or a piece of advice for the car’s owner, believe us. It will annoy them the most. There’s no better revenge than that. With this, we have compiled some of the most amusing windshields notes that we found on the web. Some of the notes made us laugh really hard, while some of them made us feel frightened. If you want to relate with what we’re talking about, just continue reading below.
Caps Lock Makes Everything More Intense
Receiving a letter from someone written in capital letters just shows how pissed they are on you. But in this situation, it was different. If you’ll read the letter below, the first thing you’ll notice is that the note was written in capital letters. This only shows how pissed this civilian is for seeing this car parked across the pathway. But not only that, the person who wrote the note even shared how it was an excellent chance for him to slide across on the hood of the car.
Caps Lock Makes Everything Intense
Love, Your Neighbor
This driver received a note from his loving neighbor. If you read the note, you will see that it starts off with a good tone. It was even written in a very formal way with that salutation. However, you will still feel that the note was full of sarcasm.
Love, Your Neighbor
Sorry I Hit Your Car
It’s funny how this driver made an effort to write to the owner of the car who he accidentally scratched a sorry note. He even had the time to leave the note on the car’s windshield. What made it even funnier is when the writer wrote, “because you looked rich, I’m not leaving my number.” But kidding aside, this incident should be a lesson to all car owners to park your cars properly if you don’t want them to get bumped or scratched.
Sorry I Hit Your Car
Grumpy Cat Does Not Like You
Look at the effort this man put into the note that he left for this car’s driver. He drew a picture of a grumpy cat. What’s more amusing is the fact that this person was able to come up with such an idea spontaneously. When most of us can’t even remember the last thing, we ate for dinner.
Grumpy Cat Does Not Like You
Especially For You
This right here is one of our favorites. Just look at it. I mean, who brings chalk around with you? It was like this person was finally given a chance to use that chalk for that specific purpose. Imagine the excitement this person had while doing this.
Especially For You
The Guy You Pissed
Just by reading the note, you can already feel how pissed the person is. He threatened this driver to use his monster truck on its car. Aside from that, you would see that the guy ended his note with a “sincerely,” but that does not mean that he is sincere. Although we know that he was serious about what he said on the note.
The Guy You Pissed
Helen Keller Needs Parking Lessons
Should we consider this one a note? Okay, fine. This person just went beyond the line in writing a “note” for this driver. She directly wrote the note into the car’s windshield! This is just too much, but let’s not deny the fact that this is by far one of the funniest.
Hellen Keller Needs Parking Lessons
The Meme
This person left a meme for this car’s driver. The meme said everything and was just perfect for the scenario. But what amused us the most is the effort the driver put into this note. He even had the time to look for the perfect meme, have it printed and leave it on this driver’s car.
The Meme
Anyone Wants Some Peanut Butter?
Seeing something like this done on your car would make anyone furious. But, the person who did this might be madder that he or she resorted to using his or her peanut butter just to write a note for this car’s driver. Imagine sacrificing your favorite peanut butter just to write a note for someone you’re pissed at.
Anyone Wants Some Peanut Butter?
Carly Rae Jepsen Song
Look how witty this person is. I mean, if there’s a perfect remake to Carly Jepsen’s Call Me Maybe, this is it! Just look at the note. The choice of words and placement just goes so well. The lyrics were just perfect. Also, the thought that whoever wrote the note was able to come up with those lyrics.
Carly Rae Jepsen Song
Happy Holidays!
This note needs no explaining. I mean, just read it. Everything was so detailed and precise. I don’t know about you, but if it were me who received this kind of note, I would make sure not to park in that same spot again. I’d be terrified. Such a lovely note to receive on holidays, right?
Happy Holidays
Just That Simple
This note may not be as extra and long as the first ones that we showed you, but it sure sent the message. Whoever wrote this made sure not to sugar coat anything and to just go straight to the point.
Just That Simple
Parking Guideline
This is also one of our favorites. Isn’t the best way to teach someone to do better is by giving them a guideline? However, this one was not just a simple guideline. It was very straight forward and hurtful at the same time. I don’t know about you, but if I were you, I would make sure to keep this in mind.
Parking Guideline
Fudge You
This note is just full of anger and hate. Just look at it. Who uses that much “f**k” to put on a windshield note? But then again, who are we to judge? It was evident that this person was very pissed and was having a hard time. For sure, this was not the first time that this driver parked its car that way.
Fudge You
Please Have Mercy
For someone to make this kind of plea, we are sure that this person has received various amounts of parking tickets. But instead of asking for the ticketing officer, why not just park somewhere else or look for a decent place to park your car at. If you were the Ticket man, would you spare this car?
Please Have Mercy
What Grammar?
This is one long note, but if you read it, you will see that this note is just full of nonsense. I mean, you really had the time to write all of this nonsense when all you want to say is to the driver is to not park like a tool? You just made yourself doubt your own grammar.
What Grammar
Who? Stevie Wonder?
This note is just so funny. Why would you drag some innocent into this? Why drag Stevie Wonder? Next time you write a letter, just go directly to the point so the person would know how bad his parking is. But just wondering. Do you think Stevie Wonder also has bad parking skills like this driver?
Who? Stevie Wonder?
What A Jerk
This guy had it coming. Why would you park on a handicapped spot? That’s just a big jerk move. Give that parking space to the person who needs it the most. Bring your privileged card somewhere else! I hope he does get served.
What A Jerk
Take The Bus
This person surely had so many experiences with cars parked in the wrong way. I wonder how many cards he had printed just for those specific situations that are really annoying, which is actually better if you’ll think of it. It would save you time instead of just writing one, and there’s no need for you to consider what to put on the note. It got me thinking, should we also start carrying cards like those?
Take The Bus
I Will Not Look For You, I Will Not Pursue You
There is nothing more terrifying than someone who is patient enough to type a long note, have printed, and go back just to leave it on your windshield. Who puts that much effort? Well, obviously, this guy. What made it more terrifying is quoting Liam Neeson.
I Will Not Look For You, I Will Not Pursue You
Wouldn’t That Be Great
Another meme got into our list, but unlike the first one, this one was handwritten and sketched. These people are just so creative, and the fact that they had all that time to sketch and look for a meme is just so incredible!
Wouldn’t That Be Great
Thanks For Being Rude!
This note may not be written or placed on the windshield, but at least he or she was able to send her thoughts. It really is rude to park on the spot that someone shoveled for themselves. Next time doesn’t be such a lazy ass and go shovel for your own parking space.
Thanks For Being Rude
Dear Guy
Short and simple yet meaningful. This note may not be as long as the others that are on our list, but it sure sends the message. If you don’t want the general public to call you a jerk, go find yourself a decent place to park your car. This photo needs no further explanation. The picture says it all.
Dear Guy
Are You Katrina?
We all are fully aware of how disastrous Hurricane Katrina was, but if there is something I wouldn’t like, it is to be compared to a hurricane, especially when it caused a fatality. It seems like this note was well thought of. Although some may find it dark and ominous, it still is funny in some kind of way.
Are You Katrina?
My Ice Cream Melted!
This is by far one of the hilarious windshield notes on this list! Reading this made us burst into tears because of laughing. It made us also want to look for the person and send him or her a bunch of ice cream. Of course, perfectly frozen and fine ice cream. Mr. Important, next time, don’t double park so this citizen can enjoy his or her ice cream.
My Ice Cream Melted
When in New York
We all know how busy New York City and its citizens can get, especially on weekdays, so their only break is the weekends. I do understand where these two people who left these notes are coming from. Who wants their weekend ruined, right?
When In New York
Why Are You So Mad?
This note that was left on the windshield is just too much but is also very direct at the same time. Personally, I would not like to get this kind of note on my windshield. But let us not be quick to judge. There has to be a reason why this person is so mad, and it is because of this driver’s bad parking skill.
Why Are You So Mad?
Want Some Vaseline?
I don’t know about you, but this note got me terrified. I mean, just read the letter. Do you want to have your door handles and wiper to be vaselined? And for the tow truck to be called on you? If I were you, I wouldn’t park at the same spot again although it sounds entirely fair. At least the person just gave you a warning. So grab it and park your car somewhere else next time.
Want Some Vaseline?
Thanks, X
The point is it doesn’t really matter what you use to write a windshield note on. May it be on a piece of paper or a pad, all in just fine, especially when someone has parked in a very wrong manner.
Thanks X
Nice Parking Job
There’s nothing better than leaving a ton of notes instead of just one. Just look how perfect these windshield notes are. Kidding aside, if these notes are still not useful for you, then we don’t know what is. I hope this driver has learned its lesson.
Nice Parking Job
Rhyme? We Don’t Know Her
Another Carly Rae Jespen song with a modern take. However, unlike the first one, this one does not rhyme at all. But it’s okay. What’s important is that you were able to express what you wanted to say, right?
Rhyme? We Don’t Know Her
Harry Potter?
Bloody Sardine… Harry Potter.. Get it? Anyway, next time you park, make sure to leave enough space for the car in front or beside or behind you. Make sure to leave enough room for the person in the next car to go out.
Harry Potter?
No Brainer
If this doesn’t hurt your ego, then I don’t know what will. Whoever wrote this note may have commended your parking, but you can clearly see that it’s just full sarcasm. If you don’t want to be held as someone who does not have any brain, next time fix your parking.
No Brainer
Your Lucky I’m Tired
Could it be the tow-truck driver himself who wrote this letter? Anyway, this car’s owner right here really is one lucky driver. Good thing that the person who wrote the note was too tired to get this car towed. I mean, who wants to get their cars towed? I bet no one.
Your Lucky I’m Tired
Savage Bob
We all have to agree that Bob wins on this one for crossing the line just to leave this driver a savage windshield note. Bob may have gone below the belt, but with this driver’s bad parking skills, he had it coming. This just shows that Bob is not the type of person to mess with.
Savage Bob
Justifiable Dent
This note made us laugh real heard. I’m not sure if the person who wrote this was trying to say sorry or just trying to annoy the car’s driver for it bad parking skills. Well, it’s pretty obvious that it was the latter. I wonder how many dents and scratches were there. I hope this driver learned his lesson.
Justifiable Dent
Thanks For Checking
This car owner may have been pissed when it saw this note on his windshield. Oh, wait. That was the car’s window. Someone might have gotten pissed with how bad this driver’s parking is that it broke its window. Let’s just hope that its car insurance covers broken windows.
Thanks For Checking
Detailed Lesson Plan
First, let us all commend the efforts this person put into making this note. Just look at how detailed this windshield note is. This person even included an illustration. This is by far the most polite windshield note that got on our list. If this person still does not learn their lesson, then I don’t know what will.
Detailed Lesson Plan
Color The Turtle
What’s worse than being compared to a three-year-old child for having bad parking skills? None. If you’ll come to think of it, that’s already quite bad, but there’s actually something worse. It is being given a print out of a turtle to teach you how to stay between the lines.
Color The Turtle
A For Effort
It’s just amusing how this person has a printed out card for every driver who mis-parks. A for effort! This person must be encountering a lot of mis-parked cars for it to have a well and formal printed card.
A For Effort
Great Day?
I don’t know about you, but would you still have a great day after reading this windshield note left for you? I don’t think so. But what’s important is that this person got to express what it wanted to express.
Great Day
Transformers
Just look at how witty this windshield note was written. It’s amusing how this person was able to come up with such an idea like this. Such a unique way to write a driver with a mis-parked car a windshield note.
Transformers
Hiya Cowboy!
This windshield note may not be as decent and presentable as the ones that were presented here, but it sure is one swell bookmark. What’s most important is that this piece of card can relay the message it wanted to send.
Hiya Cowboy
Confusing
Look at this windshield note. If you’ll look at it, it’s not that easy to understand, but it works just as fine. The diagram may be a little confusing, but it’s still easy to understand, and the point was very clear and to the point.
Confusing
A Republican?
Reading this note can easily offend anyone who reads it. No offense meant, but being compared to a Republican? But aside from it offending, we have to admit that the note is also hilarious. So make sure not to occupy two spaces when you park, so you won’t be compared to a republican.
A Republican?
Worst Neighbor Award
If you read the note, you will see that it started with a good note. However, as it was reaching towards the end, the message started to get mean and savage. You’ll feel how pissed this person was when it was writing this note. I wonder what the driver felt when reading the note. What did he feel being awarded as the worst neighbor?
Worst Neighbor Award
Poor Chevy
Imagine how hurt the driver felt while reading this note. This note is just 100 percent degrading and mean. Just look at the words this person used. It even humiliated the car this driver had. So to avoid getting mean and hurtful notes, be sure to park your car properly.
Poor Chevy
How To Park?
If we were asked to pick a favorite not among all of the notes that are on the list, it would have to be notes with diagrams and detailed instructions like this one. Just look at how this person made an effort to write the instructions in a step-by-step and detailed manner.
How To Park?
Wear Protection
Now, this is one way of relaying your message in an effective manner. I’ve got to say, but this is our most favorite windshield note. Aside from the fact that it’s hilarious, it is also such a witty way to leave a message. This person even had a condom with him that goes perfectly with the letter. It was like the person who brought it for that specific situation.
Wear Protection
Jigsaw
Imagine being a traffic warden and seeing this on the car you are about to issue a ticket for. I don’t know about you, but if it were me, I wouldn’t think twice and would immediately issue a ticket for this car’s driver. Such an effective way to piss off a traffic warden.
Jigsaw
Hey Mickey!
I hope the children don’t see this. Just like the ones mentioned previously, this person has its own version of a notecard to leave for people who mis-park their cars. But unlike the first ones mentioned, this one is unique. Just look at it.
Hey Mickey!
Look! Squirrels!
Another funny windshield note to see in your car. This note had us all bursting into laughter. It’s so nice of this person to leave this kind of note behind. It made us laugh really hard. It made our day.
Look Squirrels
No Offense But Your Van Is Creepy
Unlike the others on our list who wrote mean and rude messages, this person was the total opposite. This person left a note on this van’s windshield, politely asking for the owner to park the van somewhere else because it creeps him out. At least the driver was asked politely.
No Offense But You Van Is Creepy
Please?
If you were the ticket warden, would you let this car pass just for this time? Would you buy the driver’s plea? Do you think it actually worked? We don’t think so. But at least this driver still tried. Sometimes you have to try first to know if something would actually work.
Please
Congratulations?
Is it just me, or isn’t this creepy? A note with balloons inside the car? How did those balloons even get inside the car? Shady, right? Whoever did this was just so extra that it even made all this effort just to annoy the driver of this car.
Congratulations
You Are A Parking Pig
That hit the spot, didn’t it? A note that calls or compares you to a pig just doesn’t sound so good. But at least have some consideration when parking your car. Be considerate of other drivers too. Unless you’re like a pig who doesn’t mind anything at all, of course.
You Are A Pig
Facebook Button Approved
The only Facebook button that people with horrible parking skills deserve. Simple yet very clear. The messages were very straight to the point. But let us not forget to commend the efforts of this person to edit and print out cards like this to leave on cars who mis-park.
Facebook Button Approved
First Day Of School
For some students, the first day of school is something to look forward to, but for others, it was doomsday. Aside from that, the problem most students encounter on their school day is to find any parking slot. Now I wouldn’t be surprised if this driver got a mean note. Just look at how it parked its car. The driver had it coming. So selfish and inconsiderate.
First Day Of School
Thank You For Your Cooperation
Look how this car owner left a note on its windshield to ask a plea for potential robbers not to steal any of its belongings from its car. Maybe next time, instead of just letting your car with broken windows lie outside your house, why not have it fixed first? You just didn’t give people to steal your belongings inside the car. You gave them ideas to steal your car.
Thank You For Your Cooperation
Mr. T Rex Who?
Where did this, Mr. T. Rex come from? When you see note this long on your car’s windshield, you should be aware that whoever wrote this note is so pissed and annoyed at you, that he or she was forced to write such a note. To prevent this from happening, just go get your alarm system fixed.
Mr. T Rex Who?
As Soon As Possible!
This note may not be as long as the ones that are on our list, but it sure did deliver the message. Parking may seem easy for some, but then again, people would not leave a note like this if everyone knows how to park properly. So it’s only fair to advise this driver to get some to teach him or her to park.
As Soon As Possible
Pad A Nice Day
Such a creative way to leave a note for someone. I mean, who would’ve thought that you could use menstrual pads for notes. Kidding aside, if this message is still not clear enough for you, then we don’t know what else will.
Pad A Nice Day
From All of Us
Imagine everyone on your street hating you for bad parking skills? Dude, you have to get that one right. And just because you have a fancy and more expensive car than everyone else on your street, means you can already take up two spaces. Please be considerate.
From All Of Us
Cute Bunny
Again with the printed note cards. Even this cute bunny can not take how horrible this driver’s parking skill is. I’m still surprised by how many people are doing this. It takes a lot of effort to edit these cards out and to think of a witty message. Not to mention the dollars you have to pay to get them printed.
Cute Bunny
Pull Out
If this doesn’t hurt your feelings, then I don’t know what will. I wonder how bad this driver’s parking job is, for someone to wish that your father would’ve pulled out on you. I mean, how bad could it be?
Pull Out
Hey Jack
Jack may have lied about writing his details on the note so the car owner could contact him, but at least he was honest about the incident and asked for forgiveness. I mean, that’s all that matters, right?
Hey Jack
Did the Plea Work?
When we saw this photo, the first question that got into our minds was, “did it work?” But it sure didn’t. It’s not the ticket warden’s fault that you forgot your wallet. Next time be responsible enough to check your stuff before you leave your place.
Did The Plea Work
Bad Bad Bad
It says what it said on the thin. But is it just me, or is the sketch a bit horrifying? I wonder if the driver of the car felt bad after seeing this note. “Cause if it were me, I sure would feel bad about it.
Bad Bad Bad
Please Send Me Their Number
Another one of our favorites. This windshield has not also had us laughing hard. The message in the note is just top-notch sarcasm. I wonder what the car’s owner felt after reading the note. Well, obviously, offended.
Please Send Me Their Number
Short But On Point
This note has the shortest message compared to the ones on our list. However, even though the message on the paper was not long, the message of the person who wrote it was still relayed clearly. The note was short, but on point.
Short But On Point