Hilarious Windshield Notes You Just Have to See

Published on 08/13/2017
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What’s worse than terrible drivers out on the road? The terrible-horrible-mind-numbingly horrific parking jobs. Yeah, the driver’s who don’t know how to park are THE worst. You can forget about keying someone’s car in retaliation, when you can instead leave behind an angry, well thought out note. That’s the ultimate revenge, trust us. This is why we rounded up the worst of the worst windshield notes, some made us laugh, some made us laugh until we cried, and others, well some made us totally terrified. Take a look for yourself and you’ll see what we mean!

Almost A Rhyme

Oh look, a modern take on the Carly Rae Jepsen song…although this one doesn’t rhyme at all. We’ll skip the cheap car insurance and go straight for the good stuff, next time, it might not be a note!

Almost A Rhyme.

Almost A Rhyme.

Caps Lock Creates More of an Emphasis

You know you’re angered a person when they leave you a note written in all capital letters. However in this case, not only has the ~worst~ car parker pissed off someone, they’ve also been presented with a neat opportunity to slide across car hoods, just like in the movies. Some would call that equal balance.

Caps Lock For Emphasis

Caps Lock Creates More of an Emphasis

Dear Driver

This particular note starts off nice, wouldn’t you say? The whole, “Dear Driver,” how formal. There’s even a thank you and a “we appreciate it,” it’s also signed off with two hearts. But in this case, you don’t need to read between the lines, it’s pretty clear that this note is anything but unkind.

Dear Driver

Dear Driver

Facebook Button Approved

This really is the Facebook button we have ALL been waiting for…but you know, for horrible people who clearly don’t know how to park.

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Facebook Button Approved

First Day Of School

For some, the first day of school was super exciting, for others it was the end of the world. However, everyone can agree that every day (not just the first day) of school meant one thing – the hunt was on for any, literally any, parking spot. So imagine the utter silent rage one experiences when they see THIS. We really don’t need to say anymore.

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First Day Of School

For Heaven’s Sake!

The fact this particular person took the time to write this note and walk back out to then leave it in this miserable person’s windshield just goes to prove that people who don’t know how to park are the worst. The worst.

For Heavens Sake

For Heavens Sake

Grumpy Cat Makes An Appearance

How in the world did this person have time to draw Grumpy Cat? And how did they just think of it on the spot like that? I can’t even remember what I ate for lunch.

Grumpy Cat Makes A Move

Grumpy Cat Makes An Appearance

Bob Wins

Bob only wins here as he’s crossed a serious line when it comes to leaving behind a savage windshield note. The point is, don’t mess with Bob.

Bob Wins

Bob Wins

Just For You

Can you feel the glee this person experienced at finally being able to use chalk for a very specific and useful purpose? Okay, so maybe glee isn’t the right word here.

Just For You

Just For You

Quite Handy

If you haven’t heard this person’s message loud and clear then there’s really nothing more we can add. Go back to driver’s ed and look up a really good car insurance quote before you ever attempt to park again.

Just Use Whatever's Handy

Quite Handy

Monster Truck Ready

Just because the note was signed off “sincerely” doesn’t mean this pissed off guy wasn’t being sincere. It’s safe to say he meant every word.

Monster Truck

Monster Truck Ready

Helen Keller Deserves Better

Now this “note” is wrong on so many levels, it’s not even funny. Okay…maybe a little funny. Let’s just hope their cheap car insurance covers this, cause if it was me, I would find a way to make the paint impossible to wash out.

Helen Keller Deserves Better

Helen Keller Deserves Better

OUCH

This person was so proud of the note they constructed that they had multiple copies printed, just in case. Now that’s forward thinking…then again.

OUCH3

OUCH

Meme Me

The fact this meme quite literally says everything is perfect. I mean you could hope that this person had a really good car insurance quote just in case you wanted to something more drastic then leaving behind a savage note but that’s really not recommended.

Parking Meme

Meme Me

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

THIS is definitely one unhappy person. And we’re not talking about the guy whose car windshield is currently covered in peanut butter. Just think of the guy or gal who was so, so angry that they resorted to peanut butter. Yikes.

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Well Then

Now THIS is how you remake a Carly Jepsen song. Nailed it! Oh yeah, and that ending – burn.

Well Then4

Well Then

Seasons Greetings

Seasons greetings indeed! Oh wait. We won’t even go into any detail here, the note just takes care of all of that.

Seasons Greetings

Seasons Greetings

Seems Simple

Direct and to the point. What more could anyone ask for? Oh yes, for you to park better!

Simple Enough

Seems Simple

101

This is quite the assumption. Then again, it is a solid point! And really, you must have skipped a class or something, this just goes without saying.

Skipped A Class1

101

So Much Hate

That’s just a lot of f*** to leave behind on a windshield note, a lot. This person was clearly experiencing a LOT of hatred.

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So Much Hate

Some Things Just Hurt To Read

This is the kind of plea that just about every single person who has even received a ticket (multiple tickets even) feels deep within their soul. Please Mr. Ticket Man, spare this poor soul!

Some Things Just Hurt To Read

Some Things Just Hurt To Read

Don’t Make People Doubt Their Grammar

You have committed English grammar treason! You can forget looking up a car insurance quote when you clearly need to go back to driver’s ed. What? You really thought we’d be on the other person’s side here?

Don't Make People Doubt Their Grammar

Don’t Make People Doubt Their Grammar

Stevie

I mean, it’s to the point? Too far? Yeah, we can conquer with that.

Stevie

Stevie

Stop Being A Jerk

Yup, this guy really deserves whats coming to him! He can forget about cheap car insurance, what he really needs to worry about is towing costs.

Stop Being A Jerk

Stop Being A Jerk

Take The Bus

Clearly this person has encountered so many bad parking jobs that they had dozens upon dozens of cards printed just for those particularly pesky situations. But what does that say about the rest of us? HMM.

Take The Bus

Take The Bus

Taken 4

The kind of people who have the patience to type up their windshield notes and then go back and just leave it are the kind of people you should be ~terrified~ of. Especially when they quote Liam Neeson.

Taken

Taken 4

That’d Be Great

You’ve seen the memes and now, it hits the windshield parking chronicles. Genius? Yeaaahhhh, we’d say so.

That'd Be Great

That’d Be Great

Windshield Blues

If may not actually be in the windshield but it’s safe to say that this person made their point. How rude!

That's Cold

Windshield Blues

The General Public

YAS. I mean, yeah, no that’s really it here. Nothing more and nothing less. Point taken.

The General Public

The General Public

The Meteorologist

This is the kind of note that seems like it took months to craft. It’s dark, ominous. And also, quite funny, in a disastrous kind of way.

The Meteorologist

The Meteorologist

Think Of The Ice Cream!

We won’t even make any comments here – all we will say, this is the kind of windshield note that makes all of us laugh so hard, tears and snot just everywhere. It’s also the kind of note that makes us want to get this guy or gal a lifetime’s worth of ice cream – the kind that isn’t all melted of course.

Think Of The Ice Cream

Think Of The Ice Cream!

Two Kinds Of People

Ahh, New York. You really do breed two kinds of people. The one where people beat around the bust and the other, well. You know.

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Two Kinds Of People

Uhh….

Ahem, this windshield note is well, rude, but also, direct. I personally wouldn’t want to have this lying around my car at all.

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Uhh…

Vaseline Threat

Safe to say, this threat is terrifying and it sounds totally fair. That is all.

Vaseline Threat

Vaseline Threat

Yup.

At the end of the day, does it really matter what you write the note on? Whether it be on paper or a pad, all is fair when someone has parked like a not nice person.

Yup.

Yup.

Yikes

Who needs one note left behind when you leave behind a boat load?! Pretty sure all of these create one single message and it’s safe to say, it’s rather effective.

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Yikes

Very British

I mean if you’re going to park then it might as well be with manners.

Very British

Very British

X Ray Machine

Ouch, now this note has just gotta hurt. And that’s all there is to say about it.

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X Ray Machine

You Got Lucky

No one ever wants to get their car towed so they reaaaaalllly did end up lucky in this moment.

You Got Lucky

You Got Lucky

The Dent of Justice

We almost feel sorry for this guy…almost. Besides, we’re thinking about going to the beach right about now.

The Dent Of Justice

The Dent Of Justice

The Bottom Below Rock Bottom

Well thanks for checking – that was super sweet of you. Oh wait, maybe not.

The Bottom Below Rock Bottom

The Bottom Below Rock Bottom

Word Doc

This person was SO upset that they pushed down their rage and typed up a document. Not just a note but also a diagram to help the other person stop parking so horribly.

Word Doc

Word Doc

Turtle, Turtle

Burn. Being compared to a three year because you don’t know how to effectively park, is there anything worse? Yes, being given a print out of a turtle to help you learn how to stay between the lines.

Turtle, Turtle

Turtle, Turtle

Good One

Oops. Printed out cards for each person who mis-parks, you’d think there would be no need but there is. And this one has done its job.

Good One1

Good One

Have A Great Day

I mean, it is kind of a nice note? Nah, you’re right, it’s a bit over the top.

Have A Great Day

Have A Great Day

Hero

Now this is the kind of quick fire thinking everyone needs! How witty and on the ball.

Hes The Hero We Need

Hero

Hiya

It may not be a handy business card, but it is however, a nifty bookmark. Either way to have a few of these handy is quite genius.

Hiya

Hiya

Huh?

Not the easiest diagram to digest fully but close enough. The fact that it’s clear and to the point is cause for celebration or something like that.

Huh1

Huh?

HAHHAHAHAHAaaa

It’s easy to be offended with such a note but then again, it’s also hilarious.

I Can't...HAHAHAH

I Can’t…HAHAHAH

It’s Not So Bad, Oh Wait.

The first two paragraphs start off reasonably but then, it all goes wrong. And by wrong, we mean, savage. No one wants to win the worst neighbor award…ever.

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Its Not So Bad Oh Wait.

I See.

Thanks? This kind of note just hits ’em where it really hurts. And then some.

I See

I See.

Instructions

Notes left behind that include diagrams just have to be our favorite. Especially ones like this one, see if you can read the whole thing without snickering once.

Instructions

Instructions

Just Don’t

Well that surely is one way to leave an effective message behind. It has all the other components necessary.

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Just Dont

Let’s Play A Game

Playing games with traffic wardens? This could either go really well or very badly, depends on the mood of the warden wouldn’t you say?

Let's Play A Game

Let’s Play A Game

Mickey Joins The Party

Mickey? Check. Can opener quip? Check. The take the bus line? Check. What does it all amount to? Priceless perfection.

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Mickey Joins The Party

Nature VS Nurture

This person had the decency to leave behind a “head’s up” note and it’s the most hilarious thing we’ve ever read.

Nature VS Nurture

Nature VS Nurture

No Offense But…

Again, this is the kind of note that no one really wants to get. And for good reason. White vans are just too creepy.

No Offense But...

No Offense But…

No Ticket Please

We don’t think this plea actually worked but hey, good try! It’s better to ask isn’t it? Never know til you try.

No Ticket Please

No Ticket Please

Parking Award

Let’s just say that the fact there are balloons inside of the car, make this note seem insanely creepy.

Parking Award

Parking Award

Parking Pig

Ouch, getting a note calling you a pig just doesn’t resonate well. But come on, you do have to be a tad considerate of others!

Parking Pig

Parking Pig

Please Don’t Rob Me

Well here is the ultimate appeal if there ever was one. Maybe skip the cheap car insurance next time.

Please Don't Rob Me

Please Don’t Rob Me

Sir T Rex

You don’t need a college degree to know that this note is the workings of a person so filled with rage that they had to resort to such a note. So for the love of everything holy – get your alarm system fixed!

Sir T Rex Is On The Case

Sir T Rex

Please.

Seems easy enough but then again, notes like this wouldn’t be left behind if someone parked as they should. Sounds fair.

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Please

12th Street

There’s you and then there’s everyone else on the same street. Just goes on to prove a point though!

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12th Street

Aww Little Bunny

Well this person is totally right, not even bunnies can help smooth over this horrible parking job. Maybe next time. Maybe.

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Aww Little Bunny1

BURN

What can we say? Some people just know where to hit ’em where it hurts.

BURN

BURN

Clever Jack

Well at least Jack was honest about what happened, even if he did commit a hit-and-run. Actually you know what, maybe honesty wasn’t the best policy here.

Clever Jack

Clever Jack

Did It Work?

If this student’s plea for mercy actually worked then it’s a greater achievement than the whole Ocean’s Eleven heist put together.

Did It Work

Did It Work?

Feel Bad

As the note says, you should really feel bad about your horrendous parking skills. Oh wait, you don’t have any.

Feel Bad

Feel Bad

Send Me Their Number

Ouch, the sarcasm in this note is top notch and hits just below the belt a smudge.

Send Me Their Number

Send Me Their Number

Short And To The Point

Channeling my inner Chandler Bing right now, could this note BE any funnier?

Short And To The Point

Short And To The Point

Spot The Dog

I mean if you’re going to be greedy and take up a bunch of spots, this is exactly what you deserve.

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Spot The Dog1

We Salute You

I just can’t wrap my mind around how in the world someone could use up ~four~ parking spots? I mean one, or two is bad enough but four just takes it whole other level.

We Salute You

We Salute You

We’ve All Been There

When nature calls and you’re in a bind, well, there’s really not much else you can do. Besides, they took the time to leave a note behind instead of running for the hills.

Weve All Been There

We’ve All Been There

Reverse Psychology Maybe

Tony, your psychology skills are mediocre at best as is your ability to reverse out of a parking spot.

Reverse Psychology Maybe

Reverse Psychology Maybe

Real Smooth Buddy

Consistently taking up two spots surely is an achievement all in its own, especially when your record is 30 days long.

Real Smooth Buddy

Real Smooth Buddy

Nice Work, Corrine

Nicely put, Corrine, way to put this guy in his place. Even if he is a part of law enforcement.

Nice Work Corrine

Nice Work, Corrine

Paddlin

Good one, buddy, let’s just hope the guilty party understood your meaning.

Paddlin

Paddlin

Spiderman Gets Involved

When Spiderman has to get involved in such silly affairs, that’s when you know you’ve crossed quite the line.

Spiderman Gets Involved

Spiderman Gets Involved

Look, You’re An Honorary Member

Even Beetle owners cannot escape the wrath of someone who was jested out of a parking spot. Now just imagine that poor Beetle owner who now knows that everyone on the block detests him or her. Ouch.

Honorary Member1

Honorary Member

Potato, Patato

Uhh, now you’ve really done it. Not only is this person promising to throw produce all over your car if you ever miss-park again BUT he’s left the message behind by carving out his point in potatoes.

Potato, Patato

Potato, Patato

Rich Dude

Come on rich dude, what were you thinking?! Think of the poor grandmother.

Learn To Park, Rich Dude

Rich Dude

LOLZ For Dayz

We can barely handle the shade this person is throwing into this guy/gal’s face. I mean, slow clap cause this is brilliant.

LOLZ For Dayz

LOLZ For Dayz

Oh Snap

Let’s hope you never get a note like this one and the box that’s checked off is the last one. That would really be a tough one to digest. Then again, you would be considered the King/Queen of the worst car parker ever.

Oh Snap

Oh Snap

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